White Men Can't Pee

The Austrailians reports that Austrailians can't squat for more than 30 seconds. How ...? why...? what ? Cos Prof Ajay Rane, head of obstetrics and gynaecology at James Cook University, has spent years studying the way to pee and this was his conclusion

Indians actually do the 2 number in squat positions but this art is fading away. Since most of the Indians now sit on commodes to do their own thing, how unexiting.

But if you have seen the old school guys from Villages, they also pee in the squat positions . Be it 1 no. or 2 no. our tradition tells us to squat and do the thing, but we indians dont appreciate our tradition , it has to come via USofA then we will accept it. For example, herbal, ayurveda and yoga.

I am now looking forward towards Richard Gere, Michael Jackson, Madonna, Kate Winslet to starting peeing in squat positions so that it exites us Indians to follow the same.

Or I will have to go to USA to spread this scientific peeing postion , then I will start getting Indian Chelas to follow me in India.

These stupid white men just cry and howl about outsourcing and other stuff what they dont realize that the zeros they write in Millions were invented in India and we are doing the world great favour by teaching them the basic of pee and potty. Please understand the importance of it, if you dont ... just try holding it ... and soon you will start seeing stars.

And last but not the least.
The Squat Pee positions is 100% patent free and more open than the open source. What else can we Indians give to the world.

For Demo :
Travel through Indian railways during morning hours and you will see Indians actually doing this in style.