White Men Can't Pee

The Austrailians reports that Austrailians can't squat for more than 30 seconds. How ...? why...? what ? Cos Prof Ajay Rane, head of obstetrics and gynaecology at James Cook University, has spent years studying the way to pee and this was his conclusion

Indians actually do the 2 number in squat positions but this art is fading away. Since most of the Indians now sit on commodes to do their own thing, how unexiting.

But if you have seen the old school guys from Villages, they also pee in the squat positions . Be it 1 no. or 2 no. our tradition tells us to squat and do the thing, but we indians dont appreciate our tradition , it has to come via USofA then we will accept it. For example, herbal, ayurveda and yoga.

I am now looking forward towards Richard Gere, Michael Jackson, Madonna, Kate Winslet to starting peeing in squat positions so that it exites us Indians to follow the same.

Or I will have to go to USA to spread this scientific peeing postion , then I will start getting Indian Chelas to follow me in India.

These stupid white men just cry and howl about outsourcing and other stuff what they dont realize that the zeros they write in Millions were invented in India and we are doing the world great favour by teaching them the basic of pee and potty. Please understand the importance of it, if you dont ... just try holding it ... and soon you will start seeing stars.

And last but not the least.
The Squat Pee positions is 100% patent free and more open than the open source. What else can we Indians give to the world.

For Demo :
Travel through Indian railways during morning hours and you will see Indians actually doing this in style.

Bush is Weird or Wired ?

Bush is so messed up these days that he is getting third degree burns in his ears. (Spoof ;-)

The earlier President Clinton was atleast better he used to give third degree burns to other and all the places of delight. And even reading / hearing about his adventures used to be fun.

Channel 4 has a picturesque article about how he was all wired up

But if you are thinking this is fun , you are dumb.

Me Myself & Maran

Few days back I happned to see Dayanidhi Marans interview on CNBC as telecom is my bread , butter, jam and cheese I was seeing the interview with attention. Mr. Maran is hell lot of person he has no influence of Leftitst, Communist or Socialist.

He is completely individiualist. He always used the words. "I did that, I have opened this and I have closed that. I have allowed this and that".

I now wonder why poor Maran has not got any Secreteries , Ministry and Beaurocrats under him. Poor person how much he can he handle single handedly. I was very upset with the new broadband policy since the goverment has not allowed the unbundeling of the local loop on which fat BSNL & MTNL are sitting.

Stupid me. Now I have realized that If Maran would have allowed the unbundling of the local loop, how would he (a single person) could attend so many exchanges in this country to unbundle those loops.

Poor Mr. Maran ... somebody please give him a team.

Dear Mr. Anupam Kher : Welcome to the MATRIX

Few days back Mr. Anupam Kher was looking so cheerful on NDTV. He had hijacked the show with his zeal.

Sri Anupam Uwach ---

- I have given 20 years to this industry
- If I would have thought such things. I would have not made into the industry knowing that there is Raj Kapoors son and others in the industry.
- It's not about you - its about people in small townns in UP & Bihar
- There are not Government appointees in the sensor board
- He (a documentary film maker) should go through proper channel

The important issue of banning documentaries & sensible but politically 'touchy' movies was completely sidelined in the Big Fight. Rajdeep , chee chee not expected from you.

But now Anupam Ko Gusaa Kyu Aata Hai ???. Doesn't he know that you cannot be exclusive of the "Matrix". You are in the "Matrix". Don't try to bend the spoon. There is no spoon.

By the way Anupam Kher ji UP Bihar me jo Rape , discrimination, aur ladai jhagde salo se hote hue aaye hai... woh kaun si picture dekh kar hue hai ?

World Wars were result of which movie ? Which movie did Bush Saw before bombing Iraq ? Which movie did Dara Singh Saw before burning foreing missionary with his sons ? Which movie showed a child rape in local train.?

Atleast you should have acknowledged it remotely that Censor Board at times has acted very stupid & biased and not diverted the topic "i the saver of morality" theory.

Banne Kha ... Gilori (pan) Khaya karo .... Jabaan jara saaf rahegi (As suggested by Pankaj Kapoor in MAQBOOL). You can also have Two Almonds (soaked overnight) in the morning.

Movies dont make criminals, they make criminals more creative - Wes Cravens.